when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
just had a realization that someday there are going to be gifsets of Sam and Dean’s first and last words on Supernatural
and I started crying
wasn’t Dean’s first line “goodnight Sammy”.
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
Can this be the new universal sign for that?
this is going to happen. New universally recognized motion.
swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”